As We Leave, Return Afghanistan to its Former Pristine State
Obama wants us out. The Afghans want us out. Your Ostrich Killer wants us out - not because I don't believe in freedom, but because I believe that freedom is for those who are willing to fight for it, not against it. It cannot be imposed, it can only be captured.
So where are the Afghani police and security forces during these hyped-up 'koran burning' riots? Where is the Afghani leadership? Why, with the rioters of course. On their side. And why? Because the trash left behind by Afghani prisoners was about to be burned.
Well, ok. Enough is enough. I propose that as part of the overall withdrawal of American forces from Afghanistan, we return that country to its former pristine 12th century condition - you know, the condition it was in before American forces arrived.
So we should start with roads, dams, power plants, rail lines, bridges and schools. If we built them or even repaired them, take 'em all down. Sewers? Dynamite them. These are people of the left hand, after all, and they didn't need sewers before we arrived. You'll have to look that phrase up to truly understand, and your Ostrich Killer has too much class to describe it here. Or you could drop me a note and ask, as my personal review of Google's search results don't return the proper descriptions. Maybe Mr. Google is the polite sort.
Internet? Cell communications? Factories? Industrial facilities of any sort? Motorized farm equipment? Turn them to slag. And then leave them to fight themselves as they have for millennia. Drop incendaries on Opium poppy crops. Wherever pockets of terrorism crop up, carpet-bomb them from 50,000 feet. Don't waste smart bombs on dumb targets. With a little luck and enough collateral damage, maybe the population will take steps to keep organized terror out of their communities. If not, well - that's what Arclights and collateral damage are for. Otherwise just leave them alone.
And good riddance.
Hilarious and so true.
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