- You pay no taxes (that means someone else is paying your rightful share)
- You receive any form of government support greater than your contribution to that support
- You've been 'between jobs' more than 3 years
- You think a lottery ticket is an investment in the future
- Someone else is feeding your kids
- You think that the wealthy should give you some of their money
- You think success is mostly luck
- You think you have a right to a home, a car, a job, privacy, a cell phone, HDTV, your health, or anything else that needs to be paid for
- You think work is for suckers who don't know how to work the system
- You think doing your duty to your country is allowing them to support you and your spawn
- You pay no taxes, or you have no job, or you have no home, but you vote
- You think the First Amendment allows you to say what you want, but those with differing opinions need to be 'regulated'
- You think you're not a racist and you voted for a 'black' to prove it
- You take from your country, but you don't give to it (we're not talking taxes here)
- You think Oprah, Jerry Springer, Sean Penn or anyone else in Hollywood are astute political visionaries
Enjoy that? Your Ostrich Killer certainly did. Did I miss anything? Drop a comment and tell me what else belongs on this list.
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