Thursday, January 26, 2012

ALARMING FEMALE VIOLENCE INCREASE IN LAST DECADE


No, we're not talking about guys beating up gals.  We're talking about gals whupping up (or trying to) on everyone.  News stories lately say 'experts' are puzzled by this strange phenomenon.


But not your friendly Ostrich Killer.  Nope, I've got it all figured out, just like you probably do too.  


So this post is for the other readers out there.  The ones who should be reading this blog, not you.  


Here it is, all nice and tidy: the increased violence is a result of all those TV shows and movies where the hot babe kicks the living crap out of some big-muscled bad guy.  You've seen them on all the cop shows on TV, all those thrill shows at the box office.  Hot babes, kicking big guy butt.  So it's no wonder that the airheads in the audiences think Hey, I bet I could do that too!


And then they try it and get totally trounced.  Why?


Because a male the same weight as a female is about twice as strong as and can take several times the punishment that a female can.  That ain't sexism, folks, it's physiology.  


Another myth of 'equality' shattered, courtesy of your Ostrich Killer.  You're welcome.